I first posted this one on my Wattpad account and then I Tweeted it and after several months, to my utter surprise, Rafael Rosell read and Tweeted this one. Grabe 'yung feeling, pakiramdam ko nag-iilusyon lang ako, kagigising ko lang nu'n, muntik ko nang iuntog ang noo ko sa monitor just to make sure na hindi ako nananaginip. I really like this man, not just the kind of "like" ng isang fan para sa idol niya nor the kind of like ng isang babae sa lalaking pinapangarap niya. I like him as a person. I'm proud na naging fan niya ako. Here's his Tweet and I love him, too!!!!! Unconditionally :D
* THIS ISN'T A STORY, ITO AY RESULTA KAPAG NASINAGAN NG BUWAN ANG LUKARET NA GAYA KO*
Note: I wrote this while I'm inside a Mental Institution.
Note again: It's a joke. :D
10. I HATE YOUR NAME ESPECIALLY YOUR SURNAME because I want the same last name so badly but I know I can never have that unless your parents adopt me and we'll be siblings and oh, brother, I don't even want to think about that.
9. I HATE THE WAY YOU TALK AND HOW YOUR VOICE SOUNDS for it makes my intestines twist and my heart jump. One time I'm ironing my clothes and your voice boomed over the TV so I jerked my head up excitedly and accidentally ironed my fingers! Gosh that really hurts.
8. I HATE IT WHEN YOU'RE UNDRESSING revealing your sexy abs as if teasing me and there's nothing I can do but just...stare.
7. I HATE YOUR TANNED SKIN. Honestly I'm not into tall, dark and handsome men but when I saw you in that perfect tanned skin of yours, I instantly change my preference, ran upstairs, grabbed my old slum book and add "Tall, tanned and handsome" to my "Ideal Man" but to my horror, it's not my slum book I'm editing. It's my sister's!
6. I HATE THE WAY YOU SING while staring at the camera. I can't help but stare back at the TV and the whole world around me disappear as I sing along with you on top of my voice that I woke my grandma so I was sent out of the house, realized that it's raining and my neighbor blamed it on me!
5. I HATE YOUR LIFE SIZE POSTER plastered in the wall of a clothing store and you're just wearing...uhm, wearing underwear...the moment I saw it I grabbed my phone and starts taking pictures of us then I found out that my memory's full so I deleted some files but the guard shoo me away and the staffs were staring at me as if another head popped out of my neck and the next day they removed the poster!!!
4. I HATE IT WHEN YOU PLAY THE ROLE OF BRANDON in PHR Presents: Midnight Phantom with your hair long and a cool fake scar on your face. You make me jump to my feet with so much kilig, forcing myself not to scream, afraid I might disturb my grandma again and then I heard a loud crash and was horrified to see the mirror hanged on my wall already lying on the floor, shattered into pieces. It woke my grandma anyway and I was forced to buy a new mirror using my allowance!
3. I HATE THE WAY YOU LAUGH; I HATE THE WAY YOU SMILE OR EVEN THE WAY YOU GRIN. It makes me smile, too, like I'm under a spell or something and the effect lasts for several days so when my neighbor who always annoys me passed by our house she thought I'm smiling at her. Gosh, she's such a snob!
2. I HATE IT WHEN YOU'RE FROWNING OR WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY with your eyebrows creased, your eyes dark and your lips pressed tight...How can you look dangerous and mesmerizing at the same time? It makes me want to touch your face--which I actually did one time while watching Midnight Phantom, totally forgetting that we have visitors who stared at me and shook their head sympathetically, saying the words: "She's too young." Don't ask me what that means.
1. I HATE IT WHEN YOU PLAYED THE ROLE OF CREON in Rounin because it all started there! That was the first time I saw you, the first time I knew you, the first time I heard your name and your voice and I knew, I absolutely knew, since that night, I lost my sanity because if I'm sane enough, I won't be writing this stuffs.
But what I hate the most is telling you that I hate you when all I wanted to say is I love you. I love everything in you and the crazy things that I do, telling you that I hate you when all I wanted to say is THANK YOU. Thank you for the inspiration. Yes, you inspire so many people; you inspire me because if not, this whole "I-hate-you-stuffs" won't exist at all. <3
PS: I really want your surname! :D
PPS: I'm not joking!
